I have discovered the internet… or rediscovered it I should say… I did use it some years ago, but the adult entertainment was slow and of dubious quality – it was quicker to get my porn from the local newsagents… It turns out Mitzi wasn’t in the spare room finishing a jigsaw. She was using a small camera on her laptop to display her feminine wares to the internet public and they are paying her automatically for the dubious pleasure.
I make a very funny joke about ‘laptop dancing’ but as English is not her first language Mitzi doesn’t laugh….
I am amazed that a sex worker can indeed carry on working from (my) home and maintain social distancing… what a fascinating modern world we live in.
I am slightly concerned that if the rozzers get wind of it I maybe charged with running a disorderly house and living off immoral earnings – I wouldn’t want to go through that again, but I suspect Mr Plod will be much too busy dispersing gypsy barbecues to hunt down socially necessary service providers such as myself…
Bulk and The Devil 